You know when you’re in an abandoned park with your friends and you start howling at the moon so a dude covers your mouth to shut you up? And then you tell the story about the time you licked another guys hand when he did that and he was scarred for life? Resume howling at the moon. He does it again. You give him a nice big wet one. And then you realize that he peed in the woods a couple minutes earlier, so really, the jokes on you.
- karadawlish posted this