March 2012
90% All of the time I forget family exists on facebook. I don’t think about what I post what so ever. Whadair. Not like I’m some crack smoking drug dealer, they’ll live.
My life was just made when an oldschool style Harry Potter vlogger subscribed to me on Youtube. His videos are current. There is still such a thing that exists :’] Praise jesus.
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Last march to August was my favorite
I like going back and reading my blog from June. Sometimes going back on my own life amuses me more than books. I used to be far more interesting than I am now. I like how the entire end of the school year my posts were “I want your dick.” “I want your dick.” “No I’m serious.” And then I got it… A bigger douche does not exist on the planet than me...
4:32.
karadawlish:
I’m legitimately going to start clocking my arrival times this summer. Out at eleven and home by four thirty two. Okay.
i miss this -_-
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February 2012
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I hate when people have that link on their page;
If you go to my school click here :]
Like, you’re a fucking moron. You go to your school and I’m pretty sure a bunch of other assholes don’t want you on this website either. Fuck off high and mighty.
Watch
2/27: Don't get me wrong.
stefanie-murphy:
I can be a pop punk fan very much so but maybe if we saw idk “Defend Battered Woman” or “Defend The Bullied” nearly as much this world may not be so fucked up.
Just my thoughts.
AHHHHHHHHH.
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If there’s one thing i’m dying, i’m dying to know we’re the same. Living alone in a world full of heartbreak and blame. If i’m winning you’re losing, you’re losing i’m winning, there’s one thing i’m dying, i want you to know i’m insane.
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Does anyone else break down ridiculously hard around 2:20 in IDK My Bff..
I don’t know, maybe that’s just me.
Like I suddenly feel the urge to angirly dance.
Every time.
Hi I'm Brandon Mohamed and college sucks a lot...
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Just sitting here thinking about that time my ex boyfriend and I fingerpainted giant fruit on his wall and a pair of cherries looked like huge balls, and man his mom got so mad :’] Thedays. I am laughing so hard right now, I don’t even know where that memory came from, but shit it’s still funny.
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Having a bad day;
“Man, I just want to cuddle Sam Kenney right now.”
I died. & I thought I was the only one who thought with this logic…
I will never forget that traumatizing moment when Sam was taking a picture of me licking my hands like cat and then Neil walked over. Never. We might be acknowledging that the other is in the room, but shit no is that happening.
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Sometimes I feel like you and it skeeves me out. Like I somehow acquired a secondhand version of a single weird trait that you carry. When I can’t stop touching people. That constant craving for human contact. What the fuck is that? The difference between me and you is that I don’t follow through with it. I think before I grab, and I consider before I fuck.
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H2O
Talking to someone about water and literally everything they say I have a response of “This one time with Brandon.” Makes me feel like we are the effing aqua couple. Half of our relationship was legitimately spent in water. Made for some damn good stories too. Shower dance parties, water parks, oceans, playing with fishies, X rated creek adventures, underwear lake jumps, hot tub...
“It sounds ridiculous but my dog was sick with a puppy disease called parvo and...”
– Robert Pattinson on the greatest extravagance he did with his money.
